Planning: How Much Is Too Much?

How much is too much to drink at your wedding...

If your officiant is thanking you for inviting him to the cocktail hour, reception and wishing you love and happiness throughout your wedding, THEN you stick your tongue in your spouses ear and say "later baby"...
-you have had too much to drink

If you are giving your thank you speech and no one can hear you because you are holding the microphone upside down...
-you have had too much to drink

If you introduce your wife to your cousin she as never met as "what's your name again...I ah ah ah can't ahh do we know each other"...
-you have had too much to drink

If you are about to do the ceremonious cutting of the cake and you start doing the "Do you smell what the Rock is cooking" display...
-you have had too much to drink

If you know you are not receiving the best dancer of the year award and you proceed to entertain your guest with your own rendition of flashdance...complete with chair...
-you have had too much to drink

If you approach your wedding planner to thank her for a job well done by trying to kiss her ON THE MOUTH in front of your wife...
-you have had too much to drink

A wedding is supposed to be an enjoyable special occasion. Don't compromise it by over indulging in drink offers by your friends and guests. I know you don't want to offend anyone by turning down the offer to toss one back for ole' times sake, but you also want to remember your wedding tomorrow. Learn to say thanks for the offer but I have had enough.

You will be glad you did.